A long long time ago in a land far far away there was this guy who would come on the radio and ask, "what's buggin' you boobie?" His stories were so funny and so tragic that it made you feel better no matter what was going on. Your life was much better than his stories. I still remember my favorite:

"What's buggin' you boobie?
 When you put your 35 cents in the cigarette machine,
 did the hot chocolate run out all over your shoes?
 Is that what's buggin' you boobie?"

So folks, here he is again, Eddie Lawrence. And remember, "never give up, never give up, never give up .. that ship!"